Grab a warm, sticky, Booty Sweat energy drink

Sound good? Just wait till you read the copy:

a delicious and bump up struttin’ energy drink that will pump up a brotha’s ass right-pronto. This swill will crank yo’ metabolism up skippin’ right over jiggy to straight G-pimp level, word to your mutha. Brothas will be layin’ down the 2-3 on the wiggy jig focusing the energy flow into cold-face benjamins that will fill yo’ pimp pockets to burstin’. Damn straight! Booty Sweat will keep a brotha pitchin’ straight game all night to the baby-dolls.

Whew. I'm sweating just thinking about it.

Turns out this is a reverse product placement for the upcoming "Tropic Thunder" movie.

But what does it taste like?

Contrary to its moniker, though, Booty Sweat has a taste that's more effervescent cherry than Perrier of the derriere, at least according to Paramount director of licensing Tammy Stockfish, who tasted a can for herself last week.

(via Energy Fiend and Ad Age)

Energy Fiend: Caffeine Content Database

It's Monday morning and you need to jump start your brain, do you grab a coffee or an energy drink? Espresso or drip coffee? Which will give you the bigger boost? Find out over at Energy Fiend which is not only a nearly comprehensive caffeine content database (they had everything I've ever seen that has caffeine plus a bunch of things I've never heard of) but also a blog with reviews of new caffeinated concoctions. And if you're worried about cracking open that 5th energy drink of the day worry no more. There's also a Death by Caffeine calculator that allows you to put in your body size and spits out how many servings of a drink you would have to have to die from caffeine (it's a lot).

If that's not enough energy for your Monday morning then try this:


Still not enough energy for you? (I couldn't resist)