Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Grab a warm, sticky, Booty Sweat energy drink


Sound good? Just wait till you read the copy:
a delicious and bump up struttin’ energy drink that will pump up a brotha’s ass right-pronto. This swill will crank yo’ metabolism up skippin’ right over jiggy to straight G-pimp level, word to your mutha. Brothas will be layin’ down the 2-3 on the wiggy jig focusing the energy flow into cold-face benjamins that will fill yo’ pimp pockets to burstin’. Damn straight! Booty Sweat will keep a brotha pitchin’ straight game all night to the baby-dolls.
Whew. I'm sweating just thinking about it.

Turns out this is a reverse product placement for the upcoming "Tropic Thunder" movie.

But what does it taste like?

Contrary to its moniker, though, Booty Sweat has a taste that's more effervescent cherry than Perrier of the derriere, at least according to Paramount director of licensing Tammy Stockfish, who tasted a can for herself last week.
(via Energy Fiend and Ad Age)

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