I love you cheetos

Even Copyranter is relatively speechless about this one:

Dear Ketel One: You're a Douchebag

Copyranter strikes again with his lashing out against Ketel One ads on Animal NY and his own site. I have to agree with him on this one. Every time I see one of these ads I wonder what the hell Ketel One is thinking. But somehow this stupid advertising continues.

Starbucks New Yorker Cartoons Suck

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This awful Starbucks ad brought to you by Copyranter via Animal NY (where you can see another example). Who thinks this stuff is good?

In Honor of Copyranter: Big Tits Friday

Copyranter is back! Apparently he's gotten a gig writing for Animal New York and that's gotten him back into posting. To celebrate I thought I'd post about one of CR's favorites: Big Tits.

So without further ado...


I love how there's some lame pun with "cannes" that's cut off in the upper left hand corner.
(via Adrants)

Copyranter is Done

A sad note today (actually last Friday, I'm a bit behind) that Copyranter has hung up his keyboard and posted his last blog. I've had an abusive relationship with Copyranter over the past few months, I'd go to the blog, get hit in the face with a post like Big Tits Friday, then scrape myself up off the floor and go back for something like this post about what it's like in the ad world:

you're going to spend so, so much more time sucking anus and fellating cock and pretending to like products you hate and congratulating yourself for screwing the consumer than actually "creating."

Ahh, I can't wait to break into the ad world. And I can't wait for Copyranter to come to his senses and come back to us.